Roxy: Retrieve Ray Gun
It isn't a ray gun. It's your APPEARIFIER! Pretty much the only Crockertech you can bring yourself to use. It's just too handy not to. You just plug in the coordinates you want to nab something from, point it where you want to appearify, and shoot. It'll make that thing appearify right then and there, assuming no temporal conflicts. Piece of cake! Not Crocker brand cake though cause fuck that witch.
Posted at 2:47am on July 22nd - 87227 NOTES Posted at 2:46am on July 22nd - 53344 NOTES

yourname27times:

yourname27times:

"why don’t we talk anymore?"

I asked this person why and the answer was incredibly disheartening.

yourname27times:

yourname27times:

"why don’t we talk anymore?"

I asked this person why and the answer was incredibly disheartening.

Posted at 2:43am on July 22nd - 102225 NOTES

insanitybreach:

See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.

Who writes the history books?

The survivors.

Who survives?

The victors.

(Source: whitejadeflower)

Posted at 2:37am on July 22nd - 13896 NOTES

aqua-twin:

"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"

NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT

THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BEING ABLE TO FEEL SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH 

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Posted at 2:36am on July 22nd - 13256 NOTES

jibblyuniverse:

americachavez:

like really marvel fucked up with cap 2. it was too good. how are they going to top that. trick question you can’t might as well quit now

every movie I have seen after Cap2, I compare to Cap2. It doesn’t even have to be the same genre! XMDOFP? Captain america was better. Spiderman? Captain America was better. The Fault in our stars? Cap was better. 22 Jump Street? Cap was better. The birth of my first child? CAPTAIN AMERICA IS BETTER

Posted at 2:08am on July 22nd - 1 NOTES
#shut up ryann no one ever gives a fuck 

I watched it for 22 hours straight but i just finished a:tla and im so proud of myself

Posted at 1:13am on July 22nd - 178922 NOTES

please don’t
-- me when a whole bunch of enemies start attacking me on video games  (via pudingu)

(Source: jeanmarcoing)

Posted at 1:11am on July 22nd - 263827 NOTES

scottish:

i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops

Posted at 1:10am on July 22nd - 223796 NOTES

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

dangerhamster:

Homer and Lisa’s relationship is one of my favourite things ever. He spent this entire episode trying to convince Lisa that she was beautiful, and he insisted to Marge that he wasn’t just saying it as a father, he genuinely believed that Lisa was the most beautiful girl in the world. Not to mention the fact that this episode ripped the shit out of the idea of child beauty pageants and how the self esteem of girl’s is diminished in general.

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

Posted at 1:09am on July 22nd - 74350 NOTES

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

Posted at 1:06am on July 22nd - 83496 NOTES

batcii:

smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.

Posted at 12:55am on July 22nd - 3468 NOTES

guideme-home:

The worst thing is, I can feel myself wasting time… all of the hours I spend feeling depressed/overwhelmed/stressed/alone/miserable I know for a fact that in a year, two years, I’ll look back and think “… wow I wasted my entire adolescence depressed and unhappy” And despite my knowledge of this, there isn’t a single thing I can do to stop feeling this way

Posted at 12:51am on July 22nd - 67 NOTES

(Source: sunshineythoughts)

Posted at 12:49am on July 22nd - 30582 NOTES

THE
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djkawaiikuma69:

seerofsarcasm:

sabrinagrimm:

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This audio clip can be put up against anything in Attack on Titan and it will be relevant.

EEEEERRRRRRRREEEEEEENNNNNNN

Posted at 12:43am on July 22nd - 489 NOTES

slayboybunny:

you don’t have to be “born that way” for ur sexuality or gender to be valid; marginalized orientations and identities are allowed to be deliberate decisions rather than a tough situation you were cornered into and these decisions would still deserve respect, rights, love, human decency, etc 

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